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Joke of the Day

"My wife thinks our sex life has got boring and I'm easily distracted... Oh well, better get back to it I suppose."

"The US is having so many disasters and tragedies Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds. Edit: Hey thanks for the gold stranger!"

"A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water? Me: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you even saying?! Me: You told us it was H to O!"

"Women v/s men"

"I should try my hand at high stakes poker because I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face when knowingly using an expired coupon."

"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."

"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"

"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."

"The longest joke in the world. [Worth it.] (http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com)"

"What is a pirates favorite article of clothing? His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me."