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Joke of the Day
"shit. the number the girl at the Sprint store gave me is MY number"
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"The current ""feminist"" movement"
"My phone just autocorrected ""doofus"" to ""doodie""...and I thought *I* was immature."
"My niece said she COLORED a picture for me. Uh you mean you Africian Americaned a picture? Geez Confederate General, when's the klan rally?"
"Life is like a penis. It's soft and squishy until a girl comes along and makes it hard."
"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."
"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"
"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."
"Hey people that twitter says are ""similar to me"", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!"
"What do you call a sexy Muslim A ji-hottie!"