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Joke of the Day

"*confidently throws the empty macaroni box in the garbage because I don't need instructions* *pulls the box back out 3 times to make sure*"

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"Marry Christmas Fuck New Year's Eve Kill Easter"
"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."
"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."
"I'm going to pay a stranger to cut my head hairs. This is normal and I'm normal for doing it"
"What's Italian Alzheimer's sound like? ""Whoa! fuggodaboutit!"""
"Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers."
"Wanna hang together? ill bring the rope"
"what do you call the offspring of two lesbians? A hermaphrodike"
"ok ok so my last one wasn't very popular ,but i got another one !! here it goes ... ""i don't beeleeve you"" get it ? it's a joke about bees !!!!! XD upvote it it was funy and made u laugh .."