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Joke of the Day

"Trump has no mistresses... He has alternative fucks."

"What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks? Gomer's pile."

"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."

"Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment? Because he didn't need a living room anymore!"

"Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house. His wife isn't happy."

"I accidentally ate one of my dog's bones and OH MY GOD THE MAILMAN'S OUTSIDE"

"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. 2 Cor. 48 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen Beetle: ""We are pressed in every way but not cramped beyond movement."""

"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"

"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"

"If you told me 100% of serial killers were ""morning people"" I'd believe you."