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Joke of the Day

"Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1""."

"The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda."

"How do you organize a space party? You planet ;)"

"Doctor: How long has this been bothering you? Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's."

"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"

"""Do you like exotic birds? "" Yea, you do look like you've had a cock-or-two."

"james[jesus' brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on"

"A friend of mine from Europe told me this beer joke What's the difference between American beer and sex in a canoe? Nothing. They're both fucking close to water."

"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"

"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."