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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a corny joke? Ethanol"
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"I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is. He said 'you came out of it'."
"A man walks in for a blood donation. The nurse asks ""Are you sexually active?"" The man replies ""Wouldn't that be rather awkward with us both sitting here?"""
"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Well neither have they."
"What's a sorority girls favorite camera? A Like uh"
"Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry."
"[NSFW] What came first: The egg or the chicken? The chicken, I don't think egg cums."
"Someone just licked their thumb before handing me a paper. I hope my story inspires other victims to come forward."
"Have you heard the joke about the roof? No? Well, I guess it went over your head! I'll kill myself now."