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Joke of the Day

"i bet the first guy to say ""smooth as a babies bottom"" wasnt the most respected man in the community"

"Why are postal carriers the most masculine profession? Because they're male men"

"What people travel the most? Romans."

"What's fat, sweaty, and bad at cooking? My ex wife!"

"Ever notice that Reddit is obsessed with correcting mistakes? Me to."

"What is an assassin's favorite element? What is an assassin's favorite elem- Surprise! (it is much better when spoken, but I'm proud of it)"

"What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus? You get off."

"What did one turnip say to the other? We're white and bulbous, just like America"

"Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!"

"What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman? A redhead who can tan."