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Joke of the Day

"Bun B doesn't like Star Wars Because he is the real Trill O G"

"""Sir you're gonna have to stop masturbating"" said the Doctor. ""Why"" ""Its hard to examine you if you keep moving""."

"[bar] HER: wanna get outta here? *winks* ME: hell ya HER: whatya thinkin? ME: lets go to my place and arm wrestle HER: what? ME: u scared?"

"A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO."

"Blind Masturbation Championships Went to the blind masturbation championships the other day. No idea where I came."

"Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!"

"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."

"Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold"

"What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick."

"What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window? Curt and Rod"