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Joke of the Day
"Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!"
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"I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle."
"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""
"Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed? It doesn't have windows."
"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""
"When someone tells me how old their kid is in months, I ask them to rephrase it in days, so they know what I just went through."
"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high She looked surprised"
"I'm half Muslim I'm only entitled to 36 virgins"
"[1st Date] Her: I've had a hysterectomy Him: I've had a vasectomy Her: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Him: You gonna eat those fries?"
"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """