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Joke of the Day

"My library charges me a dollar for every book I check out. It's a paper-view."

"Two guys walk into a bar... you would think the second guy would duck."

"My Swedish friend asked me to stop making Ikea jokes. Ikea'nt"

"How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers."

"Fifty Shades of Grey instills that if a dude is sexy and rich you should allow him contractual ownership of your body because helicopters."

"H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge . :)"

"we are the animals that forgot we were animals"

"This one is about a horse a horse steps in a puddle of mud"

"What did JFK say about his multiple affairs? ""I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."""

"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."