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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."
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"People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar."
"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."
"Pretty nice 7 mile run, and I don't even care that that woman passed me because her cane was like a whole extra leg that never gets tired."
"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."
"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."
"I never know if I should trust a cabdriver with my sexual history."
"I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food."
"You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people... Cuz it shouldn't exist!!!"
"Blind man on his virgin experience with a lady ""It was a shot in the dark"""