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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."
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"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"
"What do you call a midget king? ""Your shortness."""
"I looked at a penny under the microscope. What I saw was magnificent."
"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"Hitler killed himself for only for one reason He saw his gas bills Also, He said Pass the juice, not Gas the Jews. *not meaning to be rude to anyone who is a jew as this is a joke*"
"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"
"A joke There was a dragon one time who didn't care about shit. It was real mad a lot. It said, ""fuck you"" to just about every one. Except for this one guy who he kinda liked."
"And then the doctor says... Now, what did I do with my pen?"
"To the fat people who get offended when someone makes a fat joke, I have two words for you: Lighten up."