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Joke of the Day

"I looked at a penny under the microscope. What I saw was magnificent."

"What do you call a bad joke about prostitutes? Whorrible."

"How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They only screw playoff games"

"Define Irony: redditors using the death of reddit as a way to farm karma"

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"A group of Asian kids at our local high school were busted recently for running a math lab."

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."

"Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890."

"Two men walk into a bar. you think the second one would have seen it."

"Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach? A: Public access."