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Joke of the Day
"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"
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"What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!"
"It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today. Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks."
"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."
"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."
"What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with? A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks"
"My wife with a hearing aid died RIP headphone users"
"Dance till you feel hurt. Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book."
"How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars"
"5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels. Me: Do they hurt your feet? 5-year-old: I can't run from zombies."