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Joke of the Day
"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"
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"Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds."
"A joke A dyslexic guy walks into a bra"
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"A scotsman walks out of a bar It could happen."
"Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves"
"*tips fedora at a mosquito* m'laria"
"Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground? No depth perception."
"Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are."
"I bought my wife some gloves and a sex toy for her birthday if she doesn't like the gloves she can go f*ck herself"