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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a midget king? ""Your shortness."""
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"IBM succumbs to feminist pressure Booleans can now contain the value ""maybe""."
"My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues so we hit him..."
"""even if my client did kill his wife, think of the 7.4 billion people he DIDN'T kill."" - my first and last day as a defense attorney"
"""Five year plan?"" [shuffles papers] ...written down here somewhere ... Ahh, here it is, lemme clean the cheese off this Mcmuffin wrapper"
"Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it."
"What did PSY say when he choked on a burger? Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop ... Whopper Gangnam Style."
"What dance do hippies hate? A square dance."
"What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A lick-her cabinet"
"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."