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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget king? ""Your shortness."""

"Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word... But I can say things like, ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad""."

"I just can't stay mad at Monday when it happens to be a day off from work."

"ok i made up the BEST nickname for Cocaine EVARRRRR. Yall ready? check this out: ""Columbian FunDip"" ..... I know, awesome."

"Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you."

"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."

"What's more dangerous than a serial killer? A parallel killer."

"(Thought of this tonight) I saw my cat go under the porch. I thought it might give birth. Then it became a parent."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Not breathing ( )"

"If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious."