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Joke of the Day
"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"
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"What do you call bovine masturbation? Beef stroganoff!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming."
"I hate when I forget to shave then people assume I'm a hippy and start talking about recycling."
"This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an ""elevator""."
"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."
"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""
"The bravest thing you can do is change & the weakest is to settle for comfort. But, seriously, that remote is really far from the couch."
"Barack Obama 1,000,000 people showed up to his inauguration, only 14 missed work."