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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming."
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"I always wanted to be Batman when I was younger. Not because of the money or the gadgets. I just hated my parents."
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"It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request."
"Did you hear about the girl with the boobs on her back? She was hell to look at but nice to dance with."
"Four Catholic Men... (Catholic Joke) [http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/](http://agentfunny.com/four-catholic-men-joke/)"
"If I have an addiction to masturbation And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?"
"If you look in the mirror & say ""pumpkin spice latte"" 3x a white suburban girl will appear & tell you everything she loves about the fall"
"I just flew in from Nova Scotia and boy, are my arms tired... From jacking it in first class the whole way."