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Joke of the Day
"What do you call bovine masturbation? Beef stroganoff!"
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"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"
"Twinkle twinkle little hoe, name a guy you didn't blow."
"How many black guys does it take to cook chicken? None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen."
"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."
"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."
"""If you don't have anything nice to say, say as much as you can."" - the internet"
"I'm 50, and I have the cholesterol of a teenager. It's amazing what you can find on eBay."
"your momma so fat I'm seriously concerned for her health"
"How much for the soulmate? Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos."