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Joke of the Day

"This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an ""elevator""."

"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."

"TLC launching new spin-off Josh Duggar retrospective series.... ""15 and Mounting""."

"Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident? She got cut off by a dick."

"What is better than Porn? HD Porn"

"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"

"The government is dysfunctional and needs to be fixed I'll probably fall in love with it any minute"

"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe!"

"I love how people say they're ""expecting"" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin."

"Why Didn't* the Chicken Cross the Road? Because he was too chicken! Sorry."