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Joke of the Day

"This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an ""elevator""."

"i dont see why i should have to brush my teeth. you dont brush the rest of your bones, do you? its ridiculous."

"What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear? denim denim denim..."

"What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands."

"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"

"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."

"Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""

"Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor. Nobody should be able to vote in both."

"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."