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Joke of the Day
"Tommy Lee Jones always looks like his son just told him he wants to ride unicycles professionally."
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"Michael Jackson had alot of good songs... But his best ones were when he was in A Minor"
"Does anyone else have a girlfriend great enough to tell them that they have herpes? Well, me neither"
"I have a big butt and I can not lie."
"Why is yoda a bad navigator? ""are we going the right way?"" Yoda: ""Off course, we are"""
"What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
"Did you know that when a pigeon has sex it dies? Well the one that I fucked did"
"Why did the fox cross the road? It was chassing after the chicken!"
"What did the blond do with her asshole in the morning? Pack him a lunch and tell him to go to work!"
"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"