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Joke of the Day

"I have a big butt and I can not lie."

"Me: OK bedtime Mind: Hey let's think about stuff Me: No, sleep Mind: OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget Me: FUUUUUUUCK"

"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."

"ME: I have chronic pain. It flares up whenever someone challenges my beliefs FRIEND: That's not really how chronic pain works ME: ow owwww"

"What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation."

"Friends are like bricks it's kinda funny when you throw them through a window"

"A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)"

"I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear."

"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""

"""What's your view on lesbians?"" 1080p"