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Joke of the Day
"Why is yoda a bad navigator? ""are we going the right way?"" Yoda: ""Off course, we are"""
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"Attractive. Brainy. Romantic. Faithful. Makes good food. Gives great head. -- Online dating profile of a male praying mantis."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $3.99 and deer nuts are under a buck."
"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"
"Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~Ancestry.com~~ Incestry.com"
"I remember staying up all night waiting for Santa to come When he was done he'd pull up his pants and say ""See ya next year kid"""
"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."
"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"
"[date] ME: do you have kids or pets? HER: a son and a cat ME: what are their names? HER: John & Batman ME: nice! my son is also named Batman"
"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"