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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that when a pigeon has sex it dies? Well the one that I fucked did"
Next Joke
"I say we give them 1 more day and if they can't come to an agreement then we initiate the 1st U.S. Hunger Games."
"What did the little boy say to the priest? Haha, now we *both* have AIDS"
"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."
"If life gives you melons, you might have dyslexia."
"They told me I would miss my family. I never miss at close range."
"A recent study has found that 90% of dead people don't breathe. The other 10% didn't respond to the survey."
"Pizza is a good argument against nihilism."
"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"
"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."