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Joke of the Day
"I read that 10 out of 2 people suffer from dyslexia"
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"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came outta the cupboard ."
"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."
"If wishes were fishes... ...life would be pretty crappie"
"Hello is this HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer."
"Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth? r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!"
"Just watched ""The Great Wall"" today... Pretty good documentary on America in a few years"
"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."
"If i don't get a B+ or better on the Emergency Broadcast System Test this Saturday. My mom said she's taking my iPhone away for a month."
"I received a basketball in the mail from Amazon. I haven't played basketball in 20 years but apparently drunk me thinks I'm Michael Jordan."