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Joke of the Day

"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."

"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"

"My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don't exist. He's busy vacuuming now."

"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""

"What is Relative Humidity? The sweat on your balls when you screw your cousin."

"Did you hear the one they don't tell retards? NO? Oh well never mind then."

"What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!"

"Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet? RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh"

"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"

"A third-party vote walks out of a bar... He says ""Wow, I'm wasted."""