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"Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth? r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!"
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"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"I used to have an invisible pencil I really didn't see the point of it."
"Why does a fat man when squeezed compliment the ladies? Because the pressure makes him flatter."
"What's red and silly? A blood clot."
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
"What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He died."
"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."