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Joke of the Day
"If wishes were fishes... ...life would be pretty crappie"
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"What is black & blue and definitely not up for sex? The new girl in the women's refuge."
"Teachers call me a fish because I'm below C level"
"What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!"
"""What do we want?"" ""Hearing aids."" ""When do we want them?"" ""Hearing aids."""
"[Dirty Joke] A pig fell in mud. An even dirtier joke: Two pigs fell in mud."
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather. He won't be able to read it anyway."
"RT if you think it's sad when people use social media in an obvious attempt to feel something, anything. RT if you disagree."
"Do you know what really grinds my gears? Poor clutch control."
"My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae."