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Joke of the Day
"I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed"
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"Netflix is red, Xanax is blue. Put them together for a fun afternoon."
"A foolproof way to get a woman's phone number is to hit her car."
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar"
"Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it."
"Why are pirates never scared of a storm? Because they love torrents."
"I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun"
"What do philosophical dolphins say? What's the porpoise?"
"What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? You con-du-it!!!"
"What suicidal space creature did Kirk find on the Enterprise? A Tribble with troubles."