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Joke of the Day
"I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed"
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"Why did Jesus die ? He forgot his safe word."
"Do you know the major difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race."
"What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? A good start."
"What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? ""Well doggone !"""
"Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger"
"A well-known doctor recently passed away and is having a funeral this weekend. There will be no coffin at the funeral."
"Sir, your resume is just a picture of you photoshopped into a quidditch match. No need for an interview, welcome to the White House"
"What do you call a gay Mexican..... A senoreater"
"I choose which country to root for in the Olympics by what cuisine I'm hungry for at the moment. Go Italy! #gnocchi2014"