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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger"
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"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"
"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."
"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common? They've both been in little boys."
"Rip off What do you call a cheap circumcision? Look at title"
"I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink."
"Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white? Because they read."
"How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb? None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them."
"How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final Frontier."