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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"Whats a beautiful place like this doing around a girl like you?"

"A man sued an airline company after they lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case."

"My number one rule to live by is: Don't die."

"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"

"Bob has 50 cookies. He eats 45. What does he have now? Diabetes. Bob has diabetes."

"Me: Whatcha making? Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough? Mom: Get out."

"What do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."

"Be careful - too much sex can result in a balled spot."

"i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed i'll call it 'glazed and confused'."