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Joke of the Day
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"What does an IT guys use for birth control? His personality."
"whenever I see ""likes her own status"" on facebook, a little bit of me dies and becomes a horcrux."
"Hey! I got a new job working in quality control at a knickers factory! I'll be pulling down about 800 a week."
"Do buses and trains run on time? Usually yes. No they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks."
"Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives."
"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"
"If I had a dime for every time I dug a hole... I'd be in the hole."
"I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon."
"Shot through the heart and you're to blame. You give archers who shoot apples off of people's heads a bad name."