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Joke of the Day
"What does an IT guys use for birth control? His personality."
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"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"
"Q: How many screenwriters to make ""Titanic"" a good movie? A: One more than they had."
"Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system? Because 7 ate 9."
"Saw a guy with a barcode tattoo on his neck. Scanned it with my RedLaser app & he couldn't believe I found him cheaper on 3 online stores"
"Lawn Sprinkler What do you call four Mexicans, one Chinaman, and three Blacks standing in a yard? Lawn sprinkler. ""Spick spick spick spick, chink, nigga nigga nigga."""
"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"
"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."
"Did you know half your penis is inside you? If that's true, I'm all the way up to three inches."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two."