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Joke of the Day
"Waitress: would you like another drink? Me: Are you new?"
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"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."
"If I were a Greek philosopher, my name would be Mediocrites."
"I've decided to start listing the sources of my eggs. It's very eggs-citing."
"what do you call a dog who sits on a bench and reads his newspaper? a human-dog xDDD"
"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"
"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"
"I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said ""Die, Decepticons! Die!"""
"Nostalgia Sure isn't what it used to be."
"I'm sick of reading them, these vagina jokes have got to stop Period."