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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to start listing the sources of my eggs. It's very eggs-citing."

"""That's close enough..."" ~Government worker"

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack."

"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."

"They cut the hole in my Fallout disk to small. I can't fit my dick in it."

"China has entered the space race. In other news, the first outer space restaurant is set to be named ""The Space Wok"""

"Why don't mountains get cold? They wear snow caps. *cringe* ^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line."

"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."