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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to start listing the sources of my eggs. It's very eggs-citing."

"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"

"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."

"I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that."

"Timmy walks in on his mother getting dressed... Now you're thinking of the time you saw your mothers breasts."

"My goal weight: To not look like a ""before"" picture."

"I once knew a girl who confused a tube of KY jelly... for a tube of super glue. I asked her how it happened... her lips were sealed."

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."

"I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time."

"What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!"