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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*"
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"How do you cure depression? A gun."
"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."
"Apparently they don't use the term ""stealth handjob"" in the UK They call it a ""blanket wanket""."
"LOOKING FOR awful pi jokes! Just found out my friend hates them. Please give me your worst pi day/pi jokes!"
"How did Harry Potter go down the hill Walking.... JK Rowling"
"Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes"
"What do you get when a cow has sex with coffee? Decalf"
"shout out to.. shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick? He turns into Kim Jong-ill!"