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Joke of the Day
"I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said ""Die, Decepticons! Die!"""
Next Joke
"My German friend told me to pick him up dry wine. I brought the bottle to his house and he said, ""Thanks, where are the other two?"""
"What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee? I feel positively charged!"
"There is a special place in Hell for people who stop at yellow lights."
"BREAKING NEWS: hole blasted into women's restroom Officers are looking into it"
"Pretty cool how there are athletes preparing to head to the Olympics in a little over a month and I just got winded making my bed."
"Pizza Joke If you slice up a large pizza, that's no big deal. But if you slice up a medium, you can get jail time. And she should have seen it coming."
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"
"'Mum, can I lick the bowl? ' the child asks ""No!"" Replied the mother, ""just flush like everyone else"""