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Joke of the Day

"Why was the ant so confused? All of if its uncles are aunts!"

"The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off."

"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""

"Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle."

"how do you keep an asshole in suspense?"

"I hope one day to be dating a moderator from /r/jokes... Everything is long from their point of view!!"

"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"

"Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap."

"A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said ""Free Candy"" on the side. I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet."

"Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?"