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Joke of the Day

"The other giraffes watched and giggled as Herbert got to button number 87 on his dress shirt before they told him he started one button off."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"

"Me texting friend: Hey! What's up? Buddy: *sends picture of ceiling* Me: I am so glad I didn't ask ""how's it hanging"""

"Feminists have been banned from walking past my local garden center In case they take a fence"

"Japan's soccer team"

"I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today... ...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong."

"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"

"When God invented snakes he was like do you want legs or do you want to look like a scary belt, too late scary belt"

"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"

"A man in tights was found near a rock. What happened? Superman committed suicide."