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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a burrito. If you fill it with too many things it falls apart and then you cry and they kick you out of Chipotle."

"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."

"A man goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide the librarian says, sorry it looks like the last person never brought it back."

"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"

"Straight Outta Compton Beat the Crap Out of Trainwreck at the Box Office This Weekend But then again Dr. Dre is no stranger to beating women."

"Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I am still working on it."

"Q: What's the friendliest school? A: Hi school."

"I grew up in a rough part of town... The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau."

"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."

"Teacher: Where is the English Channel? Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up"