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Joke of the Day
"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"
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"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"
"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me."
"Meanwhile at the drugstore... What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication? You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist."
"I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James."
"The best thing about algebra in high school is that it's in high school and I'm not."
"A family of crows flying into a windmill is a murder suicide"
"A baby frog just purposely threw himself in front of my lawn mower..... I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide."
"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."
"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"