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Joke of the Day

"What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered 6 offender"

"Girl, are you wearing a diaper? Cause I wanna fuck the shit out of you."

"What do you call a group of students? A school."

"I really like those Black and White movies where no one speaks Inter racial porn."

"Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some."

"Why does a dog lick it's balls? Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out."

"The local high school volley ball team was having a game against the police force. It was time for the police to protect and serve."

"Him: I won't bore you with the details. Me: Too late for that."

"'Just 90's kids things' 40 years later Good cartoons and good eyesight"