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Joke of the Day

"This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say, 'Get a life' on them. Demetri Martin"

"Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare."

"I asked my friend if he wanted to hear some dubstep. He said, ""Tech, no!"""

"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."

"My son asked me this morning what self-reference meant? [this should explain it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3vm6mw)"

"Why can't Polack women use vibrators? They chip their teeth."

"What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"

"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""

"[AMA Request] A hipster who admits he/she is a hipster."

"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"