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Joke of the Day

"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later."

"I just got a text from a number I don't recognize saying, 'You're an embarrassment of a son'. I've narrowed it down to 2 people."

"Alabama changed the legal drinking age to 33. They're trying to keep it out of high schools."

"I should get a bigger tax return According to Digiorno's I'm a family of four."

"When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption."

"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."

"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."

"If you've ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you've obviously never been married."