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Joke of the Day
"""I love you."" ""I love you, two."" Because multiple personality disorder."
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"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."
"I walked past an electronics store once... I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, ""TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"" I thought to myself, ""Wow. I can't turn that down."""
"So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There's only one BeeGee left now... ...I guess he's Stayin' Alive..."
"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."
"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."
"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""
"What do you call a Jamaican teacher at Hogwarts? De mentor."
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"Ever heard the one about the shark in the bar Don't worry, its kinda fishy"