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Joke of the Day

"Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help."

"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."

"Some bitch just called me a crack whore... Stupid dogs, ass is the only way to go ;)"

"What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat? One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts."

"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"

"*buying teacher's gifts* 7: Mrs. J said she hates candles. Me: {recalling mountain of homework every night} Pumpkin Spice Candle it is then!"

"What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager?"

"There are two types of men in the world... Men that pee in the sink Men that lie"

"Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow."

"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."