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Joke of the Day

"I'm not normally a name-dropper but Tiger Woods asked me to start his car in the dream I just had."

"A billionaire has a billion dollars. A millionaire has a million dollars. What do you call a person with ten dollars? A college student."

"Joke 3 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell? Princess Aurorasaurus"

"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."

"Did you blow bubbles as a little kid? I saw him last week, he told me to tell you hi."

"Dating a guy with big hands is the best, at any time I can say ""Babe, can you hold these 72 doll heads?"" And he can, he can hold them all."

"Isis has hidden bombs inside alphabet spaghettios. If they go off they could spell disaster."

"My kids are always accusing me of having a ""favorite child"" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them."

"Listen up: I wear the pants in this family. They're a lovely taffeta with a subtle flare to draw attention to my lace-up sandals."

"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? About 20kg."