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Joke of the Day

"What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ? 1) Electile Dysfunction and 2) Premature Congratulations."

"Don't have a ""Garage sale"" if I can't buy your garage idiot."

"Boss: Where's the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven't made any progress that's my report What I imagine it'd be like if I had a job"

"After watching Star Wars 20 told me he probably wouldn't go and see it again. And now I'm thinking he looks a lot like my old mailman."

"Jesus has been living in my heart for years... ...and I still haven't received one rent check! No wonder they call him king of the Jews..."

"Why is. Dr.Dre's Headphones so popular? Beats me."

"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."

"So a woman was facing a judge in court... She was on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection. The judge then says ""First offender?"" She says ""No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"""

"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"

"Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish"