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Joke of the Day
"If you don't order beef for dinner... That's a missed steak."
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"sometimes i visit websites that have videos of people making love"
"I bought a My Little Pony T-shirt the other day. Because sometimes I just don't want anyone to approach me for any reason at all."
"I guess Jesus turned water into wine... But I'm not too far behind because if I drink enough wine it tastes like water... so I got that going for me"
"Hey, guy in Prius blasting heavy metal - decide which type of annoying person you want to be."
"Why is a vagina similar to the weather? Because when it's wet, it's time to go insiiiiide!"
"What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing? An **UFO** - **U**nflushable **F**loating **O**bject"
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""
"There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... I just couldn't put it down."
"Q: How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? A: Have everybody chip in."