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Joke of the Day
"I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people."
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"It funny that when it's black on white, it's a crime. When it it's white on black, it's a hate crime."
"Why don't Junior League debutantes like group sex? Too many Thank You notes to write."
"What is Iron Man when he removes his suit? Stark naked."
"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? only one but it takes him 5 episodes."
"You're the Thelma to my Louise. The Ben to my Jerry. The Kanye to my Kanye."
"What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue"
"Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even."
"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."