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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the Native American who died from drinking too much tea before bed? He drowned in his teepee."

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"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."
"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."
"Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek? They always somehow just Klingon to it."
"After lengthy reflection, I've concluded that having kids wasn't worth the seven times my son took out the garbage for me."
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"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"
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