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Joke of the Day

"Every time my Father in law gets trashed, he asks if I've lost weight... So naturally I bring a bottle of scotch every time we visit."

"I asked a pretty, young, homeless woman if I could take her home, and she said yes' with a big smile. The look on her face quickly changed when I walked off with her cardboard box."

"Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?"

"Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends."

"[Sportsjoke] How do you know it's going to be a white christmas? It's approaching with deceptive speed."

"Fat people just want to get into your pantries."

"The joke about the sun Well it's too hot to handle. And the joke about the circle has no point."

"Just finished building Rome with Legos. Took me a day."

"Date advice to women from a guy: Laughing makes you 100 times more attractive than makeup."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a dog? Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards."