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Joke of the Day

"New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!"

"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? The ""P"" is silent"

"Why do Scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat"

"What do you call a promiscuous hippy? Whore-ganic"

"Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?! The police are trying to catch him, but he's always got a few Twix up his sleeve!"

"Your selfie would be way better if you weren't in it."

"'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture."

"pedophiles are the worst but a close runner-up would be the people who don't get excited when they win stuff on the radio"

"My next song is about subtraction. Take it away..."